You will have to manage a hospital where the patients all suffer from silly illnesses and where every piece of dialogue or text has some really bad joke included. So, if you manage to resist the first 20/30 minutes of the game, you will finally get in a bit of a groove of what the game is about. But you rarely get a sense of purpose of what it is that you should accomplish. Adding insult to injury, the game requires massive amounts of time to learn what to do, from basic controls to later, more complex interactions. What it is however, is a badly designed set of interactions that imitate the gameplay style of all the above mentioned style. This is not a graphic novel, neither is it an adventure game, neither a management game.
After all, we don’t take responsibility for your physical and mental integrity.The weirdest part about this game is the fact that in terms of genre, you're never quite sure what to make of it. Let’s hope you will never be admitted to this hospital. Well - the golf course could also use a renovation. And only a healthy bank account allows you to buy the necessary medical hardware, like an ambulance and the operating theater.
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Only a satisfied customer pays the steep bill with a dreamy smile and returns. Nurses with an education level below 3 and a bust less than 100?Īfter all, you have to offer something to your patients. Specialists with a golf handicap under 50? Of course you, as the manager of “Brainworm Memorial” should know exactly what’s important in modern medicine nowadays!
Whacky, graphically brilliant, extremely funny and incredibly entertaining, that was the judgement of the specialized press about BIING!. The sequel: Biing! 2 is included with the game as a bonus goodie. Mature content notice: Biing!: Sex, Intrigue and Scalpels contains explicit language, strong sexual themes, nudity and is intended for mature audiences.
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